my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”
And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”
He’s right. How dare you not use that packet, it’s like the little things I love about instant noodles.
And welcome to America, where instead of saying “I love you.” we fucking hate everyone so everyone gets fucking fucked over and it’s fucking horrible and there’s something horribly wrong with our country.
CLAPS FOR FUCK ASS PARENTS THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED UP WTH
C’mon tumblr. You’re way smarter than this. (Remembers the fake Adele Vs Gaga gifs) Nope nevermind.